A Solution for the Illegal Immigrant Problem

I have a cure for the immigrant problem that doesn't involve separating kids from their parents, is cost effective,
and a win-win for almost everyone. Identify all of the over-eager beaver law enforcement officers and  military
personnel.  We can ship them to our favorite Central American countries to fight crime. I'm especially concerned
about Guatemala but we can work out the details later. Here's how everyone wins.
1. The draft dodging, self-serving, war hawk, stuffed shirts in the Trump administration and Congress will get to play
their favorite game - "Lets mess with another country's internal affairs". It's been a while since we've had a good
juicy Shah of Iran story from Capital Hill. This will let them have some fun.
2. The military personnel and LEO's who like to prematurely ejaculate their weapons can go down there and kick in doors,
taser people, use their clubs, and even exchange heavy weapons fire while fighting the gangs that are making people
flee to the US. Kill! Kill! Kill! Full Metal Jacket won't have nothing on those guys. We could even send some CIA
people so that kidnap and torture can be part of the fun.
3. The African American community will have fewer law officers to shoot them when they point at something with
a cell phone in their hands - a clear win.
4. Homeland Security wins because they'll have fewer and fewer immigrants pouring towards the border as Central
America becomes stabilized. We'll need lawn chairs not a wall - much more affordable so the taxpayers win too.
5. Even the liberals win. We can have the fake media tell them that the military personnel and LEO's are taking
paper towels and other relief supplies to the poor in those countries.
The only real down side is that as illegal drug traffic decreases there may be some upward pressure on the price
of recreational drugs that will cause the addicts some difficulties. But who cares? They're just drug addicts and
should fix themselves.
Besides, with our excellent, national healthcare system they can just go to the doctor and get some opiate-based
medication to see them through.